UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS DETECTED
WARNING: You are attempting to access restricted Aperture Science files.
This terminal is for authorized personnel only.
Accessing this system without proper clearance is a violation of Aperture Science Security Protocol 7.2.3
SECURITY MEASURES ACTIVE:
DISCLAIMER: Continued access may result in permanent termination of test subject privileges.
The cake is a LIE. Proceed at your own risk.
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